There are pictures of my coochie on the internet.

I should mention that part of this whole "lashing out post-breakup" business has included an infuriatingly horny me posting pictures of myself on the internet.

I have tried to make sure they're not identifiable as me, but I'm always paranoid that the ex will recognise my special bits. Anyway it feels good to know that people get some enjoyment out of my body, in a harmless, anonymous setting...

Anyway, back to the matter at hand- last night's escapades!
It was a really fun night! Started off with four girls. We didn't end up actually finding the lesbian social club, which was pretty funny, but we had a great time eating pizza followed by dessert pizza and drinking cider.
We then moved on to a lesbian bar which was heaps of fun! I didn't get any kisses, but it just felt good to be free. We danced like crazy and made drunken friends. And I won't lie, I got to touch a boob, and a girl did lick my crotch! It was rather strange, but lots of fun.

The one girl I was interested in approached me, but it turns out she had a girlfriend. Regardless of her motives I couldn't hook up with someone who is in a relationship. I did it once, and I had recurring nightmares that the guy's girlfriend ate my face off, so I ended up telling her.

The last time I went to a gay club I walked into a girl going down on another girl in the toilet cubicle.

This place was a little more...modest. Although it was amazing to keep track of all the hookups- it was a small place so you pretty much got to know everyone's face.... And girls would swap partners like nobody's business!

We then moved on to a gay club, at about 3:00am, and got a nice view of a guy giving another guy a handjob. So dirty, but kind of hot at the same time. Also I'm not one to judge, I have done far worse things in clubs in my time.

OK so I feel like I've had a bit of a rant, and those of you who have read this far are probably thinking "where's the sex?".... So I'll end by reminiscing a little to try and get our juices flowing.... Hmmm which story should I tell?

Oooo I know, I'll talk about my most memorable sex dream! It was about this girl I know (Person 2 in my 'Shoot, Fuck, Marry' post). She is a couple of years younger than me, and I used to do dance classes with her (flexibility- mmmyeah). She has an incredible body- toned legs and stomach, big, shapely breasts- not too big so they sag, but big enough to make up more than a handful. I'm getting a little wet already just typing this.... She's got died vibrant red hair, which I love in a girl, and wears dark-rimmed glasses that just make her look extra sexy.

During the last dance concert I performed with her, she kept coming over to me and rubbing her body against mine and touching my ass.... It was done in a playful manner, but I'm sure there was something more to it... Anyway, this was before I had let myself realise I was bi, and I only truly realised when I was overseas- in fact I remember clearly being in Paris at the time that I had the dream. We were making out, she was on top of me- and I distinctly remember dreaming about the feeling of her breasts against mine- so soft and incredibly full to touch.

I then got on top of her and proceeded to rub my chest against her, fucking her tits with my own. I grabbed them in my hands and played with her nipples. I sucked on them and bit them oh so lightly which made her scream.

I woke up before it could get any better. My male friend was lying next to me and I was so insanely wet I didn't dare move. If only I could have slept a little longer, I would have licked her wet little pussy until she begged me to fuck her hard with my fingers until she came all over them. And then she would have had to return the favour.

Of course now I'm horny after writing that... I think I might be going to the lesbian bar again next week if I don't have to work the day after... Maybe I should try a bit harder to find myself a girl. I just want to make a girl cum by eating her out until she screams.